1. ex-girlfriend called up angry. told her,”we’re not going out anymore. you can’t get angry at me.” “yes I can.” “nope. that’s against the rules. we’re just friends now.” “no we’re not.” considered buying goat head at a greek deli. mailing it to her anonymously.
    lonesome kicker is still my favorite thing ever posted to the internet.

    posted 2 years ago on May 31, 2009 | Permalink

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